Wednesday, December 28, 2011

The Nuclear Family (#82)

Source here. Originally aired on 11/13/1997.

Let me start by saying I totally love Ian's announcement at the beginning that WXDU is a peace-loving organization and does not condone the use of nuclear weaponry, despite the contents of the show. That totally makes my day each time I listen to it, because it's like the perfect combination of cheekiness and sincerity.

Just after this it almost seems like dead air. One might be inclined to skip the really quiet bits. It builds a little gradually.

This is all cold-war era stuff. So the music and whatnot will be familiar to a certain age (those people are probably not reading this, but whatever). This is more Nuclear, and less Family, but the actual explosions are easier to articulate than the metaphorical ones. There's an inexplicable amount of stuff from a multiracial acceptance album; and an antique one at that, because it uses the words "Negro" and "Mongolian" liberally and earnestly.
  1. STRUM AND DRAG
  2. A very quiet beginning
  3. No atheists in foxholes
  4. Nuclear tourism
  5. Duck and Cover!
  6. Shopping list
  7. An antiquated digression on race while the bombs fall
  8. "It's like Titanic, but with nuclear weapons."
  9. It doesn't get much more majestic than this
  10. That funny in-between look
  11. What's the point of building it if you don't use it?
  12. It can destroy any city (in Texas)
  13. Stupidity has a habit of getting its way

TKDF Reports Live News (#77)

Source here. Originally broadcast on October 9, 1997.

80% of any blog is apologizing for infrequent posting, so I'll forgo that there and hope you have us in your automatic reader and this just pops up as a pleasant surprise. I'll try and knock out a few of these over the break, and send them out in measured fashion.

This is sample-heavy, and somewhat localized to the at-the-time North Carolina home of the show. These are not intrinsically bad things. Some of the less-local news is very newsworthy, and in particular snippits of Negativland's legal troubles feature occasionally. Percussive Morse Code compliments robotic telex.
  1. To Protect and to Serve a Voice Synthesizer
  2. A lack of crowd control
  3. Absinthe of Malice (Nectar of the Goths)
  4. News, Reported
  5. This is Yhaoo News.
  6. Everybody Quiet!
  7. Dean Smith is Stepping Down
  8. Unabombermultiplex.
  9. The History of Howland Island
  10. The Tape Fell Into the Wrong Hands
  11. Students and Alumni
  12. Junior Rodeo Storm Warning
  13. We now return to our reporter in North Carolina.